(at least we think so). Constructed of heavyweight (Dupont 1000 denier) nylon cordura with adjustable nylon web belt and easy to use side release buckle. This design has been field tested by our employees and myself for years. And now it’s available to you. You and only you (and everyone else, after all we are all you’s aren’t we?) can take advantage of our years of improvements. We are electrical contractors and for years we all used those canvas nail aprons we got free (remember that?) From the lumberyards. There were different grades but they all had the same fatal flaw. They broke.
Always when you were on a ladder 12’ high putting up a ceiling fan over somebody’s shag carpet. Wire nuts, romex connectors, strippers and the nemesis of every barefooted person to come after, the totally incapacitating staple, with two razor sharp points, that you could never vacuum up out of the thick shag, you get the point. After too many episodes I said enough, something has to be done, we will use no more wire nuts, romex connectors, strippers and those dreaded staples.
Of course, you know what happened, we almost went out of business. There has to be a better way! Say I. We ordered the material and found a seamstress who lives in a log cabin in the snow (this is Maine you know) and after several improvements came up with the nail apron you see now, in front of you.
You can have this nail apron and as many of his brothers and sisters as you would like delivered right to your door. You will not have to brave the Maine winters, the icy roads, the bugs and the tourists. We have made a deal with the postman to take care of all that. You will not have to worry about payment when you receive your nice new strong nail apron. You would have paid for it when you ordered. See how easy this will all be. It’s almost too good to be true. But it’s not.
The possibility for this to happen is very real. Now if you’ve decided to order just one, stop and think ahead. Who’s birthday is coming up? How about your anniversary (my wife looks great in hers). A graduation, mother’s day, mother in law’s day, fathers day, and secretary appreciation day. Boxer day. All those gift giving problem holidays solved with one gift everyone will love. (not just one nail apron, silly, you need one for each person for each holiday, maybe like 1262, or something like that depending on how many relatives and friends you have).
